Draft humourous job advert for role of FIFA President

During the week of the 2015 Champions League Final, the s1jobs Head of Marketing asked me to create content for a job advert. This was to advertise the recently vacant role of President with FIFA. This advert was set for publication during the game mentioned. The advert was to be humorous in tone. And cast light on the recent wave of corruption allegations engulfing FIFA. As well as the recently-suspended President, Sepp Blatter.